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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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  • Mobility

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  • Socialite

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    10%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    16%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    16%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    13%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    4%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    18%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    20%
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Nietzche's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing". FML

By Anonymous / Friday 30 January 2015 10:51 / United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML

By bowler99 / Monday 12 January 2015 16:43 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 November 2014 12:52 / United Kingdom

Today, I helped my buddy write a sweet love letter to his girlfriend. After reading it, she dumped him for being an "Edward Cullen wannabe", and when my girlfriend found out, she dumped me for "cheating" on her by writing the letter in the first place. FML

By ........................... - / Thursday 25 July 2013 16:17 / Mexico - Mexico

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

By JJLight - / Monday 27 May 2013 03:14 / United States - Camarillo