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Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

By LynnJ - / Saturday 6 February 2010 02:18 / Canada

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

By Krissy - / Monday 25 January 2010 08:36 / United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML

By expen_dable - / Monday 6 July 2009 05:55 / United States

Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal and threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 3 July 2009 19:56 / Canada

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

By Nicole - / Wednesday 8 July 2009 00:36 / United States