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Nicole629's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 15 May 2012 03:52 / United States

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 14 May 2012 14:22 / Estonia - Tallinn

Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML

By sneezeattack - / Monday 14 May 2012 05:27 / United States - Aurora

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 14 May 2012 03:14 / United States