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Nickjam19's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

By hamburger / Saturday 6 July 2013 21:21 / United States - Adrian

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

By vrossie_ / Sunday 8 September 2013 05:56 / United States

Today, the guy I was on a date with jokingly challenged me to an arm wrestle. I won. He left. FML

By disataerkatie - / Monday 15 July 2013 10:30 / United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

By ouch - / Friday 12 July 2013 07:22 / United States