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Nicadeo's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

By Lars / Saturday 31 January 2009 17:25 / United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

By Ewwwwww / Thursday 4 February 2010 18:53 / United States

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

By whatismydadthinking - / Thursday 6 August 2009 08:45 / Australia

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

By stolenbike - / Sunday 14 June 2009 17:28 / United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

By quadropheniac - / Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:18 / United States