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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • One more and it's business time

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • 50 favorites

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Perfectionist

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I moderated this!

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    25%
  • Socialite

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Nexus94's favorite FMLs

Today, I see our boss, visiting from USA, press the button on the coffee machine, probably thinking the cup will drop automatically. No time to explain, I grab a cup in the cupboard and put it under the now pouring coffee. Next thing I know, I'm lying on the floor, my boss's bodyguard on top of me. FML

By arianelagolden - / Thursday 4 August 2016 07:27 /

Today, a friend came to visit me from across the U.S. We spent the majority of the time she was here standing in the rain, at the dog park 20 miles from my house, so she could "make sure her baby poops on time". Basically, I took time off to watch my friend's dog take 6 craps. FML

By Nicole - / Monday 9 May 2016 20:12 / United States - Bozeman

Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of "Jews" and that she'd have to give it "a whole lotta gas", then chuckled to herself. She's well aware that I'm Jewish. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 April 2016 06:01 / United States - Spring

Today, I found my 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving "the carpet a haircut." FML

By ... - / Sunday 27 July 2014 05:51 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I confided to my grandma that I'm suffering from depression and I feel like a burden to everyone. She replied that her grandpa used to suffer from depression too, but that he'd cured himself in the end, namely by committing suicide. Thanks, grandma, thanks. FML

By lacieQ - / Friday 1 August 2014 20:09 / Canada