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Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

By Crap - / Thursday 28 January 2010 05:01 / United States

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

By evil / Wednesday 27 January 2010 05:07 / United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

By brileyyyy / Tuesday 12 January 2010 03:40 / United States

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

By Jon - / Monday 18 January 2010 20:26 / United States

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

By poppet2010 / Sunday 17 January 2010 15:58 / France