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Neonoodle's FML badges
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    2,600%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    31%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Neonoodle's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 / United States
By tamp - / Monday 22 June 2009 07:47 / United States
By 8reth72 - / Thursday 11 June 2009 14:17 / United States
By eeh - / Thursday 7 May 2009 14:45 / United States
By pissedoffandon - / Wednesday 6 May 2009 14:07 / United Kingdom