About Nemowhite
I play guitar and skateboard. Other than that, u have to get to kno me.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    2,100%
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
    100%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    4,400%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    25%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    4%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    18%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    26%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    200%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Nemowhite's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

By Geckosrock99 - / Friday 31 August 2012 02:45 / United States - Riverbank

Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just ignored her and walked in. When I walked out with my groceries fifteen minutes later, several people were standing around her, calling for an ambulance. She'd passed out on the ground. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 4 September 2012 17:26 / Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 2 September 2012 23:47 / United States

Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 2 September 2012 17:34 / United States - Reston

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

By rotezora - / Sunday 2 September 2012 12:44 / Switzerland - Basel