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Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

By JLoistheBomb - / Wednesday 11 February 2009 00:01 / United States

Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

By ericabearr / Monday 18 November 2013 20:14 / United States - Nacogdoches

Today, while swimming in the ocean, I felt some sand under my wedding ring. I took it off for a second, and got hit by a huge wave. My ring is now lost somewhere in the ocean. FML

By smiley1014 - / Monday 18 November 2013 09:14 / United States

Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 November 2013 21:59 / United States - Elmwood Park

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

By LizGo / Sunday 17 November 2013 06:00 / United States - Greenville