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Neenubob's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

By SkeetinKeaton - / Monday 6 May 2013 06:29 / United States

Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML

By seamonkeys / Thursday 21 March 2013 09:42 / United States

Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML

By HenryRollinsForPresident - / Tuesday 25 September 2012 11:54 / United States - Edmond

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML

By kidyounot - / Tuesday 18 December 2012 00:29 / United States - Statesboro

Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML

By mistickfae / Monday 29 October 2012 18:42 / United States