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Always just come here for a laugh or two to see who has a worse life than I do.
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Needsomefunny's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

By #201 - / Thursday 5 February 2009 13:23 / United States

Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

By roundtherose / Sunday 13 October 2013 01:59 / United States - Anchorage

Today, my mother came over to my apartment for a surprise visit. It wasn't until after she left that I realized that I left a half empty bottle of adult toy cleaner on the counter in the bathroom. FML

By katt_is_here / Sunday 6 October 2013 05:51 / United States - Greeley

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

By DOCMONROE / Monday 30 September 2013 22:51 / United States - Marion

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

By -___- - / Sunday 29 September 2013 19:46 / United States - Winfield