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Ndbrown's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

By CODgirl102 / Saturday 16 November 2013 05:17 / United States - Palm Bay

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML

By Colby / Friday 15 November 2013 16:59 / Canada - Saint John

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

By BreakingTheMood - / Wednesday 13 November 2013 18:08 / Finland - Vanda

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I jack off "real weird." FML

By jack s.b. - / Thursday 14 November 2013 22:15 / United States - Austin

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

By BioChickthcfy - / Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:27 / United States - Edinburg