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Nabzilla's favorite FMLs

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

By pst / Sunday 21 November 2010 01:06 / South Africa

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

By Lexi / Saturday 20 November 2010 19:07 / Canada

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 November 2010 08:07 / Canada

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

By xkal174 / Monday 15 November 2010 11:33 / United States

Today, was my girlfriend's birthday. I planned it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watched a French comedy, walked by the river. She also got many presents. Tonight, I was exhausted but happy for her... until she told me her birthday is tomorrow. FML

By frenchboyfriend - / Sunday 14 November 2010 00:28 / Australia