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Naasatisfn's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 12 April 2014 05:24 / United States

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

By well SHIT - / Thursday 27 February 2014 21:46 / United States - Little Elm

Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML

By Sad Student / Monday 3 February 2014 03:26 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 January 2014 12:28 / United States - Berkeley

Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML

By SirDirtyRedD - / Saturday 25 January 2014 01:03 / Iceland - Reykjav