About Mz_booty
I'm a down to earth chick, and I'll tell it how it is!! I don't like people to judge so don't do it to me and I won't do it to you, you never know what one has gone through in life to get to where they are today, and life is to short so enjoy it and have fun!!
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Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 March 2009 13:05 / Austria

Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML

By HM - / Wednesday 6 April 2011 17:28 / Germany

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

By Thatslife - / Saturday 26 March 2011 19:29 / Netherlands

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

By Malakai / Wednesday 2 February 2011 05:57 / United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 December 2010 21:55 / United States