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    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Myworld99's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

By pain - / Friday 26 February 2010 10:23 / Japan

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

By 7rafe7 - / Sunday 6 February 2011 07:37 / United States

Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 December 2011 21:37 / United Kingdom

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 6 December 2010 22:53 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

By ahhhboys - / Saturday 27 November 2010 19:12 / Romania