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Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln / Sunday 26 April 2009 16:45 / United States

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

By BerryRockstar - / Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:37 / United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 17 April 2009 14:14 / United States

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 April 2009 01:42 / United States

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

By rmL / Monday 13 October 2008 08:31 /