About Myfishisboba
My fish's (that one ^) name is Boba! I have four other fishes too, but I couldn't fit all of their names in my SN. I named it Boba because I was drinking my crack drink with boba in it. I call it "crack drink" because I think the ladies put crack in it... it doesn't particularly taste delicious, but it is addicting and I get really weird feeling afterward. Sorta like a body high... but with crack. I'm definitely a regular a that tea shop. Be good to your family and friends! Even strangers! If you want something done, do it yourself! Don't complain. You will live happier this way. :]
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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

By wtfdreams - / Sunday 17 May 2009 12:33 / United States
By Mak10 - / Friday 21 August 2009 05:18 / United States
By piratequeen - / Friday 7 August 2009 17:39 / United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

By unbelievable208 - / Wednesday 5 August 2009 05:28 / United States
By fmysexlife - / Monday 27 July 2009 05:06 / United States