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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    18%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    37%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    122%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    300%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    21,900%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    1,600%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1,595%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    108%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    538%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    1,872%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    200%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    8%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    13%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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My_usagi's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 23 September 2012 11:01 / United States

Today, I went to run an errand while my parents helped unpack boxes in my new house. When I returned, my dad said to me, "I wasn't going to say anything, but we 'did it.' I'll let you figure out which room". FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 23 September 2012 04:32 / United States

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML

By Ameel - / Thursday 12 April 2012 18:49 / Australia - Ballarat

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

By Scabby - / Wednesday 11 April 2012 09:53 / United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:57 / United States - Muskegon