About My_name_is_earl
"Hi I'm Arielle and uh I don't think I've ever eaten a fish" " you're an inspiration to us all" yeah I just quoted Finding Nemo :) Im really awkward.. I asked my mom if I could hyphen my name to Awkward-Arielle.. She said no. But I still introduce myself as such.. Ya still reading? Uhh about me: grade A goofball and its a 100% guarantee that I will make you smile or your money back, Im attending a college in the fall can't tell you, buttttt I'm going to study Chemistry and go to Pharmacy school which I'm stoked about :) I like to live by the motto "there's no such thing as strangers only friends you haven't made yet" so feel free to message me
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My_name_is_earl's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

By fucklife / Tuesday 16 April 2013 18:13 / United States - Washington

Today, my water broke. I called my mom, who had agreed to watch my other two kids while I went to the hospital. When I asked her to come over, she just said, "Sorry, now isn't a good time." FML

By Upset Mommy / Sunday 14 July 2013 04:32 / United States

Today, I was packing up my stuff about to go home. I shut off my MacBook but was still pretending to work for the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realized my co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. FML

By awk1 / Tuesday 18 June 2013 00:55 / United States - Glennville

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

By hinting - / Monday 17 June 2013 16:43 / United States - Dearborn

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML

By nomwar - / Monday 17 June 2013 13:55 / United States