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I'm athletic. Play football and basketball. I'm always up for a party and a lot of my friends will just tell you I'm a crazy son of a bitch. Call me whenever the fuck you want I don't care (513)-604-1904
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Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 6 August 2009 11:11 / United States

Today, for the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom stall next to me commented on how loud I pee. This time, she made racehorse noises. I'm now too self-conscious to pee in public again. FML

By likearacehorse - / Tuesday 12 February 2013 22:58 / United States - Franklin Lakes

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

By dr mamour / Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:57 / France - Paris

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

By SamWGovan - / Sunday 9 December 2012 16:57 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 21 November 2012 05:00 / United States - Casselberry