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Mrsmcscruggs's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

By Silver_Samurai - / Thursday 9 February 2012 03:24 / Netherlands

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

By bluediva24 / Wednesday 26 January 2011 00:54 /

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 November 2010 09:18 / United States

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

By Username / Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:34 / France

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 August 2009 05:37 / United States