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Mrslewis's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy tried to carjack me. Good news: I drive a stick shift, and the idiot apparently couldn't, so I still have my car. Bad news: he was so angry, he beat the shit out of me. I had to get stitches, and now I look like I went on a date with Chris Brown. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 April 2015 18:04 / United States - Milton

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 27 June 2013 20:27 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

By mannydanny - / Thursday 1 September 2011 23:40 / United Kingdom

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

By shyshy96679 / Monday 20 June 2011 22:42 / United States

Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 2 November 2011 07:12 / United States