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Mrrry's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    200%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    3,500%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    8,800%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    4%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    34%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    300%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    2%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Mrrry's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

By bob / Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:33 / United States - Fairborn

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

By Holy Testacles - / Wednesday 17 October 2012 04:45 / United States

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

By L - / Tuesday 16 October 2012 22:59 / Norway - Trondheim

Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML

By Nickki / Sunday 14 October 2012 14:57 / United States

Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML

By assholecat - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:43 / Australia - Brisbane