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i hate ppl who r 2 faced
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Mrdiesel918's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

By iliketoastalot / Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:38 / United States

Today, our AC broke. It's 98 degrees inside the house. My parents will be staying at a 5 star resort until the repairman can come to fix the unit in 6 days. They made me stay home to make sure the plants survive. FML

By Username / Wednesday 10 August 2011 06:12 / United States

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

By **(: / Tuesday 9 August 2011 04:23 / United States

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

By Username / Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:21 / United States

Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full time job at one work place would be too 'depressing'. I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML

By Lauren / Tuesday 9 August 2011 13:48 / Australia