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Mr_plow's favorite FMLs

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

By KAAALIS - / Monday 16 March 2009 02:20 / United States

Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 seconds off her record swim time. When I asked her how she did it, she replied, "Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can." She's just been taking her time all these years. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:25 / United States - Burlington

Today, while packing for a trip, my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names, thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML

By oops / Wednesday 8 May 2013 14:44 / Canada - Okotoks

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

By kprince / Wednesday 8 May 2013 14:00 / United States - Northridge

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 May 2013 06:59 / United States