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Mountneer's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    1,200%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Mountneer's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 09:30 / New Zealand

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

By anonymous / Saturday 19 February 2011 13:12 / United States

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

By uglywoman / Tuesday 14 December 2010 08:21 / Australia

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

By Wisconsin love / Monday 13 December 2010 17:35 / United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

By crushed - / Tuesday 30 November 2010 17:46 / United States