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  • Beginner

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Happy ending

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  • Perfectionist

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  • Consolation prize

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  • Checking you out

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  • 50 favorites

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  • A new thumb

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Tweet, tweet

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  • It's in the can!

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • I like your style

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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Mobility

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    123%
  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    68%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    34%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    1%
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Mookiemookie01's favorite FMLs

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

By Stevski - / Tuesday 11 September 2012 15:08 / Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 September 2012 15:31 / Canada - Red Deer

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

By red - / Thursday 27 September 2012 11:37 / United States - Portland

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

By Display / Thursday 27 September 2012 04:10 / France - Paris

Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML

By Creeped / Thursday 27 September 2012 08:19 / United States