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Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

By sacrophage - / Sunday 28 February 2010 04:30 / Canada

Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML

By cerealfail / Sunday 14 November 2010 20:33 /

Today, the only one that became aroused while looking at me in my sexy Halloween costume was my dog. FML

By Shelly / Saturday 30 October 2010 18:09 / United States

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

By anonymous / Tuesday 12 October 2010 03:06 / France

Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

By tracie - / Wednesday 22 September 2010 00:00 / United States