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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Moodybitch3's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

By like / Saturday 14 March 2009 05:50 / United States

Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years old. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 August 2012 10:33 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend cutely climbed through my bedroom window for some sexy time. He decided he'd introduce bondage. As I was tied to the bed, completely naked, we heard the front door open. He got scared and left via the window, leaving me handcuffed to my bed. FML

By dafuqdidihear - / Saturday 11 August 2012 06:53 / Canada - Brampton

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

By fernie vazquez / Sunday 10 June 2012 09:16 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML

By RZ - / Wednesday 7 March 2012 15:42 / United States