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  • One more and it's business time

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Monkeyy100's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

By Ryuun12 - / Friday 3 October 2014 03:20 / United States - Morgan Hill

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML

By nopissleft - / Friday 20 December 2013 21:05 / Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML

By abc123 - / Monday 16 December 2013 16:44 / United States - Marysville

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 October 2014 19:29 / United Kingdom

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

By whywouldyoudothat / Tuesday 7 October 2014 01:14 / United States - Kingman