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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    20%
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    21%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    36%
  • 50 quality comments

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    8%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    8%
  • YDI Master

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    4%
  • One more and it's business time

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Monkeybanana's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

By stainseverywhere - / Wednesday 1 February 2012 07:11 / United States

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

By Tiana / Sunday 29 January 2012 02:34 / Canada

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

By Faxshadow / Wednesday 7 January 2009 17:00 / United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

By bathtime - / Wednesday 21 December 2011 04:32 / United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

By lebato97 / Friday 9 December 2011 03:35 / United States