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Monaahaha's favorite FMLs

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

By CityBoysNow / Wednesday 11 September 2013 00:14 / United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first thing he asked was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy. FML

By Misaki18 / Tuesday 3 September 2013 17:13 / United States

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 12 July 2013 05:24 / United States - Oakland

Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 April 2013 02:55 / United States - Hebron

Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML

By haku4u - / Monday 1 April 2013 23:18 / United States - Port Charlotte