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  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • The rules are the rules

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I’m your new creative director

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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  • Socialite

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Judgmental

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    10%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    45%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    16%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    32%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    90%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    9%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    18%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    90%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    80%
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Mohamed_h's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I'm allergic to soil, pollen, dust, mold, the colors green, yellow, orange, black and grey, most metals, wood, carpet, drywall, most hygiene and beauty products, and plastic. Basically, I was told to avoid the entire planet and everything man-made. FML

By Itchy - / Tuesday 28 February 2017 18:00 /

Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML

By kookoocatlady - / Tuesday 1 November 2016 04:31 /

Today, being jobless and all, I tried calling my dad for a job after my many years of pride. He invited me to an interview to compete against 10 people, probably more qualified than I am. FML

By thesixth - / Wednesday 2 March 2016 18:53 / Kenya

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 October 2015 11:46 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

By shitfaced - / Friday 18 September 2015 17:30 / Netherlands - Sassenheim