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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    31%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    25%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    12%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    6%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Mobarnes's favorite FMLs

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

By W...T...F - / Friday 9 August 2013 16:15 / United States

Today, I asked out a guy at work that I really like. He just stared at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet. No offense." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 August 2013 14:54 / France

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 August 2013 21:18 / United States

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 August 2013 14:22 / Canada - Langley

Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

By fuck my arse - / Thursday 8 August 2013 22:15 / United Kingdom - Reading