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Mmaaday's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend. As we walked back home from the cinema, he was checking his phone, when suddenly someone grabbed it and ran off. I had to be the one to go run after the thug because my 23-year-old boyfriend froze on the spot, crying. FML

By Ieri - / Saturday 12 April 2014 21:56 / Albania

Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

By the long distance guy / Tuesday 8 April 2014 07:56 / United States - Waterbury

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML

By littlefinger - / Tuesday 11 March 2014 16:11 / United States - Foley

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

By cunning glassist - / Saturday 8 March 2014 20:53 / Canada - Courtenay