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Mje360's favorite FMLs

Today, it has been over 3 months since my housemates ended their 1 month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML

By pleasekillme - / Friday 19 April 2013 11:44 / United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

By fucklife / Tuesday 16 April 2013 18:13 / United States - Washington

Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 24 March 2013 10:30 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, for the fifth time since my parents got divorced, my father has decided he doesn't want to pick me up for his weekend because I'm "too responsible to have fun with." FML

By ouch / Tuesday 16 April 2013 16:17 / United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML

By notacaveman - / Tuesday 16 April 2013 13:27 / Netherlands