About Miyon
Euh..Meuh? T'as deux poussins sur une table comment tu fais pour qu'il n'y en ai plus qu'un ? T'en pousse un! (ça vous a fait rire ? Tant mieux moi aussi ahahaha!) C'est rément!
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Aujourd'hui, diner avec LA fille. Elle s'acharne à me dire pourquoi les militaires sont tous des "abrutis avides de sang", les pires étant les officiers, qui, selon elle, ne prennent de plaisir que lorsqu'ils envoient des soldats à la mort. Je lui dis quand que je suis lieutenant dans l'armée ? VDM

By chefouichef - / Saturday 31 October 2015 14:06 / France - Beaurevoir

Aujourd'hui, j'ai fait mon deuil. Après 22 ans d'attente, j'ai enfin compris que mes seins ne viendraient pas. VDM

By Anonyme - / Wednesday 2 October 2013 15:14 / Belgique - Gerpinnes

Aujourd'hui, je me suis fait plaquer par mon copain. Il me l'a annoncé par Skype avec une petite touche personnelle absolument charmante : sa nouvelle copine était en train de lui faire une fellation. VDM

By ainexredneb - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 05:37 / Suisse

Aujourd'hui, cela fait quelques semaines que je suis remplaçante dans un collège. William, douze ans, a simulé un arrêt cardiaque dans ma classe pour pouvoir rentrer chez lui. VDM

By mariepauvrefille - / Monday 25 February 2013 16:00 / France - Laneuveville

Aujourd'hui, j'habite en Australie et je vais à la pharmacie pour acheter des préservatifs. Pas fichue de me rappeler le nom en anglais, je sors : "Preservatives ?" La pharmacienne réplique : "To protect you against what ?" Ma réponse dans un fou rire : "Babies !" Tous les clients étaient écroulés de rire. VDM

By Celinita - / Thursday 7 February 2013 01:06 / Australie - Blacktown