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I like to laugh :) This site is pretty awesome because it's a funny way of proving that no matter how bad you think your day is...someone out there is having a worse one. :) Am I cynical because that statement makes me a little happy? LOL.. [email protected]
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By Karmas3itch / Tuesday 12 May 2009 04:19 / United States
By Wormy / Monday 11 May 2009 19:45 / United States

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

By FML.. - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 / China
By mr.palendrome - / Friday 6 March 2009 02:27 / United States
By dad - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:28 / United States