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Mitchknvb's favorite FMLs

Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML

By brokeasajoke / Friday 1 November 2013 12:58 / United States - El Reno

Today, I was walking through my town when a man on a bicycle rolled up to me and said, "I don't mean this offensively but you're really well-built." I don't know whether he was commenting on my height or comparing me to a shed, but my mother won't stop laughing. FML

By apparently-a-shed - / Tuesday 5 March 2013 12:20 / United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 5 March 2013 05:25 /

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML

By is there a environmental scientist in the house? / Tuesday 5 March 2013 08:48 / United States - Walnut Creek

Today, I had a panic attack when a huge spider ran over my hand. I screamed, wailed, and killed it with a shoe while shouting. Ten minutes later, police slammed on my door. My neighbor called them, saying it sounded like someone was being murdered. FML

By katchoo - / Sunday 3 November 2013 07:34 / Denmark