About Mister_moops
i'm a laid back kinda guy. you know. no worries. i never go here anymore. but that's mostly because it's just crybaby.com. the fmls are pathetic now and most of the people who make them are retarded.
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Mister_moops's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    22%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Mister_moops's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

By wideman - / Saturday 28 February 2009 07:59 / United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

By condiments / Monday 22 February 2010 21:13 / United States

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 22 February 2010 13:27 / Costa Rica

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

By burnnnnn - / Monday 22 February 2010 01:31 / Ecuador

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

By doesnttastegood - / Monday 1 February 2010 10:23 / United Kingdom