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Today, my boyfriend and I stressed out preparing for our one week holiday. We packed for the whole day, said goodbye to everyone and arrived at the airport quite exhausted after a 45-minute train ride. Turns out our flight isn't until tomorrow. The check-in lady couldn't stop laughing. FML

By Tickettoride - / Saturday 4 May 2013 10:24 / Austria - Vienna

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 June 2013 14:29 / United States - Greenwood

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

By tinypenis / Tuesday 4 June 2013 12:15 / United States - Jamaica

Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 4 June 2013 07:11 / United States - Rainier

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

By samaram - / Tuesday 4 June 2013 06:47 / United States