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Mirandariann's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 November 2012 21:04 / Sweden - ?rsta

Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and a few others. The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic". Among other cards that were laid down in attempts to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card. She won with a create-a-card labeled "my sex life". FML

By anonymous / Saturday 10 November 2012 11:02 / United States

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

By Targeted / Friday 9 November 2012 04:54 / United States - Kirkland

Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML

By Monkey - / Saturday 27 October 2012 15:02 / United States