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Mirandaelcraig's favorite FMLs

Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML

By anonymous / Saturday 5 January 2013 16:16 / United States

Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 30 December 2013 19:21 / Germany - Neunkirchen

Today, someone sent my boss a CD full of documents for an upcoming trial. It's my job to sort through the evidence, so he gave it to me. I looked on the CD. There's only one file; a 1020-page PDF of all the documents we need, and the pages weren't scanned in order. FML

By fucked five ways to friday - / Thursday 3 January 2013 23:36 / United States - Stayton

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

By awkward. - / Saturday 29 December 2012 15:50 / United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

By Birthday girl - / Sunday 6 January 2013 05:59 / United States - Wahpeton