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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    20%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    37%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    38%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    16%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    38%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    15%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Minorcrisis's favorite FMLs

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

By karma / Wednesday 28 January 2009 18:36 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML

By bigbum / Sunday 4 November 2012 09:50 / Australia - Glenroy

Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

By scarred_sibling / Monday 15 October 2012 12:10 / United States

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

By lalalalainie / Saturday 13 October 2012 06:45 / United States - Fullerton

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 18 August 2012 05:15 / United States