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Minna97's favorite FMLs

Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML

By Sadness - / Monday 7 October 2013 18:55 / United States - Atlanta

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

By -___- - / Sunday 29 September 2013 19:46 / United States - Winfield

Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 20 September 2013 23:44 / United States - Boston

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML

By msmidnight1965 - / Sunday 22 September 2013 17:22 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 September 2013 01:18 / United States - Tampa