About Mikemocapaldi
ye well i thought id make an account cause i come here A LOT i love seeing fmls xD
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Mikemocapaldi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

By Noname / Thursday 26 February 2009 15:30 / United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

By Toothy - / Saturday 2 April 2011 05:03 / United States

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

By Johntheladdo - / Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:26 / United Kingdom

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

By Unlovedchild / Monday 21 March 2011 15:03 /

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 13 March 2011 22:26 / United States