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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    3%
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    14%
  • 50 favorites

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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Michelleissexy's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

By Snurkles - / Thursday 7 July 2011 12:19 / Canada

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

By Tom / Wednesday 17 August 2011 18:27 / United States

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

By xBubbles38 / Monday 18 July 2011 15:17 / United States

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 July 2011 04:18 / United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

By Yoda - / Friday 8 July 2011 05:23 / United States