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Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager". FML

By Buzz / Friday 28 November 2008 05:35 / France

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

By wtfisgoingon - / Sunday 28 April 2013 10:30 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

By yikes / Saturday 2 March 2013 15:32 / United States

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 February 2013 20:03 / United States - Chula Vista

Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML

By Ear Invasion / Saturday 26 January 2013 05:53 / United States - Albuquerque